Connelly's TG Caps

" Oras šiandien tiesiog nuostabus... " Natalija muttered to herself in Lithuanian as she extended her long, slender legs across the entire length of her sunlounger, glad that she could take a respite from the life she had to deal with. " Jei tik galėčiau gauti savo pinigus, tai būtų tobula diena... " Ever since summer arrived, Natalija loved to relax in front of the pool and feel the sensation of the cool breeze and the warm, brilliant light of the sun bathing her porcelain skin. Despite all the things she had to deal with, she called this modern villa her home, where she could enjoy all of the luxurious that a beautiful young woman like her deserved. Not the life she had wanted, but definitely a comfortable one- But then, out of nowhere, she heard the piercing sound of a sports car revving up just outside of her villa.  As if by some sort of primal instinct, she promptly raised herself up and quickly directed her large, piercing eyes towards the gate, anxious to se...

"This is the most beautiful place I have seen in my entire life..." Amanda let out a breath, her face full of wonder as she looked with awe at the breathtaking views of yellow and green all around her. "You don't know how much I would give to stay here forever and never leave." "That's indeed very unfortunate to hear..." Sinead noted as she raised her brow in interest. "But you know what? If you want to really enjoy the little time you have left here, then you should come with me to a hidden grotto in the woods behind my place. It's a twenty minute walk from here, but I'm sure you will love it once you finally see it." "Really?! That would be absolutely amazing," Amanda responded as she checked her backpack. "Let me just go back to your place real fast to pick up my things and then we can go!" "Please... take your time." Amanda then sprinted towards the house where she had the luck to meet Sinead ear...

Julieta was in the middle of one of the many streams that she did for a living when someone in the chat asked her a very direct question. A direct question about a topic that she had mentioned here and there in her social media, but which she had never actually addressed on stream. Not because she was embarrassed about it, but because well... Because it wasn't the usual kind of topic one would usually discuss on stream. " ¿Que quién yo era antes del intercambiador de roles? " Julieta said out loud after reading the question that one of her viewers had just asked on stream. " Finalmente alguien decidió hacerme esa preguntita. " A part of her was slightly unsure if she should respond to the question, but right then, her nerves melted away and she simply went for it as she moved her head towards the microphone while mischievous smile appeared on her face. " No me van a creer, pero yo, " Julieta whispered to her audience, visibly with ironic intent. "...

"...لا يوجد شيء للقيام به هنا" Randall muttered as he rested his body on the handrail and sighed, utterly bored despite the fact that he looked absolutely gorgeous while wearing an exotic silk dress decorated with an obscene amount of jewels, diamonds, and pearls. "فقط الغرف والفساتين والكماليات الأخرى التي لا أهتم بها" Such as life of opulent boredom had started since, well... since some day he really couldn’t say with ease. Time didn't flow the same way in whatever this place was supposed to be, so it wasn’t clear to him just how long he has been stuck here. Maybe a few days. Maybe a few centuries as well. You see, Randall had formerly been an American tourist who had just gotten back from a trip to Oman. And while there, out of the many things he had done there, he had ended up buying an exotic 'genie lamp' from a vendor in order to keep as a memento of his vacation. Unfortunately for him, it wasn't until he got back to his place and started to pl...

" Verdammt, " Darell smiled as he confidently grabbed his smartphone and began to record himself. " Ich sehe umwerfend aus in diesem Dirndl. " As he playfully kept twirling and posing in delight of how good he felt in his fashionable dress, Darell couldn't help himself from thinking about how much his life had changed since the Rollentausch - that is, the German calque for the unexplained event that ended up being called the Role Exchanger - occurred. You see, just two months ago, Darell was a 6'2'' tall Black guy in his last year of college who had just arrived to Berlin in order to do a semester-long study-abroad progra m there, and just like any other student in a study-abroad program, he was excited to see what new places and things he could discover. Thus, one day before his classes started, he decided to take a walk around the Tiergarten in order to catch a glimpse of the city, joyfully ignorant of what was about to happen. It was then when th...

" Schaut in die Kamera! " Luke (right) said as he extended his arm, only for a bright flash of light to suddenly appear just as he took a selfie of himself with his two friends. " Du bist von deinem Handy so besessen, weißt du das?, " Florian (left) smirked as he rolled his eyes with feigned annoyance. " Seit Beginn des Oktoberfests machst du jeden Tag Fotos! " " Und warum ist das ein Problem?! Wir sind ein Haufen sexy deutscher Mädels auf dem Oktoberfest! " Luke answered back with feigned indignation as well. " Da musst du mir zustimmen, Hern á ndez!" " Er hat Recht, weißt du? " Hernández (middle) agreed with Luke as he then directed himself towards Florian. " Wir sehen in diesen Dirndln wirklich heiß aus . " Florian rolled his eyes again, only for a smile to quickly appear on his face. " Ja, wir sehen in diesen Dirndln wirklich heiß aus, " Luke finally relented. " Obwohl ich es immer noch nicht ert...

"So what am I doing today?" Tristan asked his girlfriend Mei as he tied up his hair almost as if it were second nature. "Going to the gym, doing some shopping at the mall, or just hanging out with your friends?" "Not at all," Mei promptly responded, shaking her head as she looked down at her former body by virtue of how tall she now was. "My parents are actually coming to visit today, so today you'll have to pretend to be me while you're around them." "Ooh, that sounds like a fun experience," Tristan smiled as he then adjusted his black top and his sweater, eagerly waiting to hear what Mei was about to say next. "Is there something I will need?" "Well, as you could already imagine, they always speak Chinese with me," Mei said as she slowly took out the Remote Controller from her pocket. "So you know what that means..." When Mei first acquired the Remote Controller from one of her close friends at h...

" Die kumma einfach immer weiter! " James grumbled in discontent as he saw another large group of tourists enter the Bayerisches Haus , all ready to celebrate Oktoberfest by ordering beers to their hearts' desire. " Wann krieg i endlich a Pause?! " Why did he have to try his luck in getting away with not paying for his own beers? He could have been on the other side of the bar, enjoying Oktoberfest just like everybody else, but because of what he had decided to do, he now had to work as a barmaid, wear a dirndl , and serve beers all day until Oktoberfest ended. He would have thought that if the owner of the Bayerisches Haus had found out about what he wanted to do, then the owner would have simply kicked him out of the establishment. But never in a million years would he have expected for the bar's owner to transform him into a busty, German woman who was pretty incapable to speak any English at all! No matter how much he tried, the only thing that now came...

  " Pourquoi ? " Andrew fumed as he glared at his roommate Max, clearly irritated by what his roommate had done to him. " Pourquoi avez-vous utilisé la télécommande ? " "Oh shit!" Max gasped in shock as he realized what he had just done. "The remote worked. The remote actually worked!" Andrew and Max had been roommates for the last two years when one day, the two of them received a strange package from an unknown person. The package was clearly meant for someone else, but instead of sending it back to its rightful owner, they decided to open it and see what it had inside. To their initial disappointment, it was just a remote controller with a large pad. But disappointment soon turned into intrigue as they soon discovered that apparently, the function of the remote controller was to 'transform' anyone into whatever was typed on the pad for a specific amount of time. With such an odd description, Andrew, always the more prudent of the two, ...