Victims Of The Great Shift #8
Martin (71) Do I have to say it again? I am not a sorority girl! I have two Ph.Ds and more than thirty years of experience in academia! I still publish articles on prestigious journals and give talks at conferences all around the world. It's just that The Great Shift swapped me with a young fashion model! The only reason I'm wearing a bikini right now is because that's what my cognitive dissonance therapist recommended me to do! Tony (20) Hey! Looking for delicious hamburgers at amazing prices? Well, you're in luck, because this is hands down the best place in town to get them! Me and the guys come here all the time to eat and hang out together! Eh, why am I saying ' guys ' and not ' gals' ? Well, because even though The Great Shift swapped all of us into a bunch of attractive girls, it's still me and the guys ! Nothing is going to change that!... Although now that I think about it, 'me and the gals ' has a nice ring to it if you ask me...