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Revenge Of The Remote Controller

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"Ugh, I'm going to like fucking break up with Liz Colin the moment I see her him !" Colin (left) ranted as he proudly strutted down the busy street. "This has been more than enough!" "Well, good luck doing that, gurl ," His best friend Logan (right) answered back as he walked alongside him, his hips effortlessly swaying side to side as he did so. "Because as long as she he and Courtney Logan have the Remote Controller , they can effectively do whatever they want with us." Just a few weeks ago, Colin and Logan were two simple college roommates when they happened to find a strange device which had the extraordinary ability to not only swap the bodies of any two people of their choosing, but also transfer memories and modify behaviors at a button's whim. Thus, with such a powerful instrument in their hands, they decided they decided to test it with none other than their own girlfriends Elizabeth and Courtney. One day, they just simp...

What The Subordinates See And Don't See

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Before the Role Exchanger , Mr. Anderson was just like your typical humorless office manager. He was always overbearing about maintaining deadlines and sending all of the office to corporate as soon as possible. He always berated his subordinates if they didn't follow his direct instructions or if they made even the slightest of errors in their reports. And he never, ever put on a smile while at work, almost as if he were devoid of any feelings whatsoever. He was - and this is how many of his subordinates described him - a 'pain-in-the-ass' to work with. That was, until the Role Exchanger happened. One evening Mr. Anderson left the office as always, only for a completely different person to walk in the next morning. His subordinates were still figuring out just how much had the Role Exchanger changed Mrs. Anderson, but from what they could see the next morning and the following days, this is what they had gathered: Obviously, Mrs. Anderson wasn't a man anymore. From th...

Missing Her Height (100k Views Commemoration Post + A Question)

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As she stood in the middle of a lively business gala while wearing a gorgeous, white dress tailored for the occasion and raised her smartphone high with the help of her gimbal stabilizer, Mackenzie could proudly say that she was one of the many people who had successfully made a new life for themselves after The Great Shift . Of course, just like many of the people were affected by that anomalous event, the road towards embracement was long and arduous. When the former Marcus ended up finding himself two years ago in the body of one his college classmates, he thought that his life was effectively over. But thanks to help of his therapist, his friends, and the many other victims of The Great Shift that he met, Marcus was able to completely turn his life around for the better. She changed her name from Marcus to Mackenzie. She got new job as a financial analyst. She began a new social media blog where she talked about her experiences as a Shifted woman. And just a few months ago, she ev...

Postponing The Cover Up

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"God, I feel so naked out here," Jonathan huffed as he awkwardly positioned himself on top of the beach towel. "Maybe I should put on the cover up again." " Dad ," Alexia promptly responded. " You can put on your cover up whenever you want. It's just that if you really want to get comfortable with wearing a bikini, then you should wait a bit before putting it on again." Jonathan still wanted to put on a cover up, but deep down, he knew that his daughter was right. Putting it on now would have just postponed what he was going to have to do later anyways. This new younger, female body of his was all thanks to that dormant Second Puberty gene that deci ded to wake up late in his life, so the sooner he came to terms with it, the better it would be for him and everyone else around him. "By the way, thanks for inviting me to come here with you," Jonathan started to speak. "I'm not sure if all daughters would be as open as you to...

The Predicament Of The Three Maiden Gods

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"To think that we were imprisoned inside of that thing for almost three thousand years..." Korvax (left) hissed as he glared straight at the small, unassuming amulet that was lying on the ground. "I would just grab my warhammer and smash it into a thousand pieces if I still had it with me!" Sygros (middle) turned his eyes towards Korvax and raised his eyebrow, visibly unimpressed by his companion's fiery outburst. "The old magic permeating the Theon Desmos makes it almost impossible to destroy. Not even one of your strongest warhammers would have done the job." Sygros digressed, only to then shift his eyes back towards the artifact. " At best, you might end up reactivating it, imprisoning us once again inside of its never-ending confines for another three millennia. Even in context of our current predicament , that does not strike me as the brightest of ideas." "Agree," Vorlen (right) added, placing his hand on his hip as he looke...

Victims Of The Great Shift #8

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Martin (71) Do I have to say it again? I am not a sorority girl! I have two Ph.Ds and more than thirty years of experience in academia! I still publish articles on prestigious journals and give talks at conferences all around the world. It's just that The Great Shift swapped me with a young fashion model! The only reason I'm wearing a bikini right now is because that's what my cognitive dissonance therapist recommended me to do! Tony (20) Hey! Looking for delicious hamburgers at amazing prices? Well, you're in luck, because this is hands down the best place in town to get them! Me and the guys come here all the time to eat and hang out together! Eh, why am I saying ' guys ' and not ' gals' ? Well, because even though The Great Shift swapped all of us into a bunch of attractive girls, it's still me and the guys ! Nothing is going to change that!... Although now that I think about it, 'me and the gals ' has a nice ring to it if you ask me...

Still Walking Down The Aisle

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Ever since that unforgettable night when he finally proposed to his girlfriend Mina, Alfonso had been eagerly waiting for the day of their wedding. And at last, that wonderful day had arrived, but not without quite the unexpected twist. All this time, he had imagined that he was going to be the one observing his soon-to-be wife Mina, perfectly clad in a bridal dress fit for a beautiful woman as her, walk down the aisle and up to the altar in order to say their vows to one another and become husband and wife. It wasn't until now that he finally came to terms with the fact that it was going to be him who was going to be wearing the bridal dress and walking down the aisle. Why? Because just a week before they were to be wed, the two of them woke up in each other's bodies. There was no hint that some sort of undisclosed paranormal or extraterrestrial event was the cause of their swap or that someone had intentionally done this to them. They simply just swapped bodies with each oth...