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Postponing The Cover Up

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"God, I feel so naked out here," Jonathan huffed as he awkwardly positioned himself on top of the beach towel. "Maybe I should put on the cover up again." " Dad ," Alexia promptly responded. " You can put on your cover up whenever you want. It's just that if you really want to get comfortable with wearing a bikini, then you should wait a bit before putting it on again." Jonathan still wanted to put on a cover up, but deep down, he knew that his daughter was right. Putting it on now would have just postponed what he was going to have to do later anyways. This new younger, female body of his was all thanks to that dormant Second Puberty gene that deci ded to wake up late in his life, so the sooner he came to terms with it, the better it would be for him and everyone else around him. "By the way, thanks for inviting me to come here with you," Jonathan started to speak. "I'm not sure if all daughters would be as open as you to...

The Predicament Of The Three Maiden Gods

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"To think that we were imprisoned inside of that thing for almost three thousand years..." Korvax (left) hissed as he glared straight at the small, unassuming amulet that was lying on the ground. "I would just grab my warhammer and smash it into a thousand pieces if I still had it with me!" Sygros (middle) turned his eyes towards Korvax and raised his eyebrow, visibly unimpressed by his companion's fiery outburst. "The old magic permeating the Theon Desmos makes it almost impossible to destroy. Not even one of your strongest warhammers would have done the job." Sygros digressed, only to then shift his eyes back towards the artifact. " At best, you might end up reactivating it, imprisoning us once again inside of its never-ending confines for another three millennia. Even in context of our current predicament , that does not strike me as the brightest of ideas." "Agree," Vorlen (right) added, placing his hand on his hip as he looke...

Victims Of The Great Shift #8

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Martin (71) Do I have to say it again? I am not a sorority girl! I have two Ph.Ds and more than thirty years of experience in academia! I still publish articles on prestigious journals and give talks at conferences all around the world. It's just that The Great Shift swapped me with a young fashion model! The only reason I'm wearing a bikini right now is because that's what my cognitive dissonance therapist recommended me to do! Tony (20) Hey! Looking for delicious hamburgers at amazing prices? Well, you're in luck, because this is hands down the best place in town to get them! Me and the guys come here all the time to eat and hang out together! Eh, why am I saying ' guys ' and not ' gals' ? Well, because even though The Great Shift swapped all of us into a bunch of attractive girls, it's still me and the guys ! Nothing is going to change that!... Although now that I think about it, 'me and the gals ' has a nice ring to it if you ask me...

Still Walking Down The Aisle

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Ever since that unforgettable night when he finally proposed to his girlfriend Mina, Alfonso had been eagerly waiting for the day of their wedding. And at last, that wonderful day had arrived, but not without quite the unexpected twist. All this time, he had imagined that he was going to be the one observing his soon-to-be wife Mina, perfectly clad in a bridal dress fit for a beautiful woman as her, walk down the aisle and up to the altar in order to say their vows to one another and become husband and wife. It wasn't until now that he finally came to terms with the fact that it was going to be him who was going to be wearing the bridal dress and walking down the aisle. Why? Because just a week before they were to be wed, the two of them woke up in each other's bodies. There was no hint that some sort of undisclosed paranormal or extraterrestrial event was the cause of their swap or that someone had intentionally done this to them. They simply just swapped bodies with each oth...

Not The Life He Asked For

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" Oras šiandien tiesiog nuostabus... " Natalija muttered to herself in Lithuanian as she extended her long, slender legs across the entire length of her sunlounger, glad that she could take a respite from the life she had to deal with. " Jei tik galÄ—ÄŤiau gauti savo pinigus, tai bĹ«tĹł tobula diena... " Ever since summer arrived, Natalija loved to relax in front of the pool and feel the sensation of the cool breeze and the warm, brilliant light of the sun bathing her porcelain skin. Despite all the things she had to deal with, she called this modern villa her home, where she could enjoy all of the luxurious that a beautiful young woman like her deserved. Not the life she had wanted, but definitely a comfortable one- But then, out of nowhere, she heard the piercing sound of a sports car revving up just outside of her villa.  As if by some sort of primal instinct, she promptly raised herself up and quickly directed her large, piercing eyes towards the gate, anxious to se...

An Even More Awkward Party

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"Sorry for arriving late, mom," Samantha immediately excused herself upon entering her own place and seeing her mother by the kitchen speaking with another guest. "Had to deal with some last minute things at work and then had to deal with traffic as usual." From her place's entrance, she could only see her mother and the guest she was speaking with, but from the lively chatter she heard in the background, it was clear that there were already quite a few guests here. "Oh, don't worry, darling," her mother smiled as she then picked a plate and started to serve herself. "Allowing us to have this nice get-together with my friends at your place is already more than enough." "Your place is very nice," the other woman standing right next to her mother added, albeit in a rather awkward way which Samantha didn't think too much of. "Thank you very much for letting us enjoy this here." "Of course, it's my pleasure...

Everything's Changed But The Glasses

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Shit, so you wanna hear my story, huh? Well, get your ass ready cause once you hear it, you're not going to fucking believe it. Just a month ago, I was a literal boomer in his mid sixties who was married to a hot MILF and was ready to  enjoy the rest of his golden years like he fucking deserved. That all changed when The Role Exchanger decided to fuck me over big time.  In less than a single minute, The Role Exchanger changed me from top to bottom as if I were damn putty! From what I could find out after it happened, I swapped tits and sex with an OnlyFans baddie my son somehow knew about,  ages with a hunky guy in his mid twenties who was a friend of my daughter,  face and ass with another  thicc  MILF I knew from my last job, a literal tea addiction with my own milfy wife, and finally, both the fashion sense and the urge to swear and use vulgar language all the time with a goth chick  If you wanted to know why a former daddy is now saying 'shit', 'f...