Connelly's TG Caps

"Eh... isn't Spiderman's suit supposed to be red-and-blue?" Arnold asked as he tilted his head in confusion "Won't the other people at the party find it strange?" "Spiderman has been wearing a black suit since even before I was born," Sarah responded, trying her best to contain laughter as she placed her strong arms on her hips. "Like, when was the last time you went to a Halloween party without people dressed as Spiderman?" "For your information, the last time I went to a Halloween party was around 50 years ago when my kids were still in school," Andrew answered back, striking a defiant pose that showed off just how tight-fitting and sexy his outfit really looked. "I might be in your young body thanks to The Great Shift , but I'm still an 82-year old guy who knows nothing about what young adults like you like these days, so give me a break." "Indeed you are..." Sarah noted, her heart rate quickening ...

"I take it back, " Connor (center) said as he posed in front of the camera and gestured at it, making sure that his dazzling sari was visible to the cameraman. "Going to Anasha's 35th Birthday Swap Party was by far the best decision I could've made." "Now that's what I like to hear!" Sanjay (right) concurred as he drew his arm around Connor and posed right beside him. "Just look at you! A few hours ago you were complaining about how you were too busy with your job and your family, and now you are literally tonight's birthday girl!" "And given that we ended up in the bodies of the birthday girl's best friends, we're in the center of the show as well," Santiago (left) added, a wide smile present on his face as he also drew his arm around Connor. "Wouldn't trade it for anything if you asked me." It's no surprise that men in their thirties are usually busy with their jobs, their families, or anyth...

"For the love of god Sydney Matthew, just give me my your body back!" Matthew huffed as he looked at himself in the mirror, the reflection of his petite, slender body reminding him once again of how much his life had changed since Sydney had swapped bodies with him with the help of some strange controller. "I don't want to keep doing this anymore!" "You'll stop when I tell you to stop," Sydney answered back, her deep, masculine voice emanating from the smartphone that Matthew was holding. "Now let me take a look at my your outfit before I lose my patience." Without further ado, Matthew began to flawlessly pose in front of the bathroom mirror in order to show Sydney the outfit that he had chosen for the hangout he was about to have with Sydney's friends: a light-blue blouse, a petite purse, a tight pair of black shorts, and some chick sunglasses. "Damn, the remote controller really gave you my your sense of fashion because you...

" Verdammt, " Darell smiled as he confidently grabbed his smartphone and began to record himself. " Ich sehe umwerfend aus in diesem Dirndl. " As he playfully kept twirling and posing in delight of how good he felt in his fashionable dress, Darell couldn't help himself from thinking about how much his life had changed since the Rollentausch - that is, the German calque for the unexplained event that ended up being called the Role Exchanger - occurred. You see, just two months ago, Darell was a 6'2'' tall Black guy in his last year of college who had just arrived to Berlin in order to do a semester-long study-abroad progra m there, and just like any other student in a study-abroad program, he was excited to see what new places and things he could discover. Thus, one day before his classes started, he decided to take a walk around the Tiergarten in order to catch a glimpse of the city, joyfully ignorant of what was about to happen. It was then when th...

" Schaut in die Kamera! " Luke (right) said as he extended his arm, only for a bright flash of light to suddenly appear just as he took a selfie of himself with his two friends. " Du bist von deinem Handy so besessen, weißt du das?, " Florian (left) smirked as he rolled his eyes with feigned annoyance. " Seit Beginn des Oktoberfests machst du jeden Tag Fotos! " " Und warum ist das ein Problem?! Wir sind ein Haufen sexy deutscher Mädels auf dem Oktoberfest! " Luke answered back with feigned indignation as well. " Da musst du mir zustimmen, Hern á ndez!" " Er hat Recht, weißt du? " Hernández (middle) agreed with Luke as he then directed himself towards Florian. " Wir sehen in diesen Dirndln wirklich heiß aus . " Florian rolled his eyes again, only for a smile to quickly appear on his face. " Ja, wir sehen in diesen Dirndln wirklich heiß aus, " Luke finally relented. " Obwohl ich es immer noch nicht ert...