Sydney Is Taking Over My Life!

"For the love of god Sydney Matthew, just give me my your body back!" Matthew huffed as he looked at himself in the mirror, the reflection of his petite, slender body reminding him once again of how much his life had changed since Sydney had swapped bodies with him with the help of some strange controller. "I don't want to keep doing this anymore!"

"You'll stop when I tell you to stop," Sydney answered back, her deep, masculine voice emanating from the smartphone that Matthew was holding. "Now let me take a look at my your outfit before I lose my patience."

Without further ado, Matthew began to flawlessly pose in front of the bathroom mirror in order to show Sydney the outfit that he had chosen for the hangout he was about to have with Sydney's friends: a light-blue blouse, a petite purse, a tight pair of black shorts, and some chick sunglasses.

"Damn, the remote controller really gave you my your sense of fashion because you look sexy as fuck," Sydney said out loud without any semblance of prudence. "My Your friends are going to absolutely love my your new outfit."

Matthew immediately rolled his eyes as a deep breath of frustration left his mouth.

"Can you please stop perving on your my own body?! You've been doing that every since you decided to forcefully swap bodies with me!"

"So what?" Sydney bragged with a pretentious tone. "I'm a woman man in a man's body. If I see a woman who's attractive, then I'm going to let her know that, no matter if that woman is you or your my girlfriend."

"Don't bring my girlfriend into this," Matthew warned Sydney. "I swear, once I get my your body body back, I'm gonna make pay for this!"

Laughter and derision were the only two sounds that came out from the phone.

"Do I need to remind you that I'm the one who currently has the controller? I'm the one who made it so that we can't call ourselves by our former names anymore and that we can't refer to our former bodies as our own as well, so believe me when I tell you that I am willing to do a lot more than that."

Matthew tried his best to contain his anger, only for his shoulders to finally drop as he acknowledged that he wasn't the person holding all of the cards.

"Fine, fine, I get it," Matthew muttered in defeat. "I'll keep playing along as long as you stop using that controller on me."

And then, ominous silence.

"Yeah, about that."

Suddenly, a sharp pain banged on Matthew's head as all of the memories he had of his friends quickly disappeared, only to be replaced as quickly with memories of Tyra, Nicole, Judith, Alondra, and all the countless hangouts they had done since Sydney had met them in college.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" Matthew screamed in equal parts rage and panic. "I can't remember who my your friends are anymore!"

"And I can't remember who my your friends are as well. That's how the remote controller works." Sydney responded with indifference. "Either way, you were going to hang out with them, so you needed to have memories of them anyways in order to not let them think that you had gone crazy or something. Now, if you'll excuse, your my girlfriend wants to spend some time with me, so see you."

"DON'T YOU DAR-"

And then the videocall ended.

"This just keeps getting worse and worse," Matthew hissed to himself as he made the final touches to his outfit. "She's stealing He's enjoying my his life and my his girlfriend and I can't do anything about it!"

With the final touches done, he then made his way out of the bathroom, ready to hang out with the new group of friends that Sydney had forced him to have.

"I just hope that Tyra, Nicole, Judith, and Alondra can take me to a nice place so that I can get distracted from all of this," Matthew said without even noticing.