Not Taking Things Seriously

"How the hell can even say that?!" Leah berated her father Robert as the two of them were by the docks trying to come up with a solution for the situation they were now facing. "Keeping her body?! That's literally the worst idea you could have!"

"Look, Leah. I'm just sayin-"

"Saying what?! I'm trying to do something about this while you seem to be more interested in enjoying that damn drink of yours! Why can't you take this more seriously?!"

That was all Robert needed to hear to finally snap.

"Excuse me?! Take this more seriously?!" Robert answered back with a sassy tone as he began to make himself brutally clear. "When you decided to bring your sorority best friend Jessica to our family vacation and then transform us into one another with that Medallion of Zulo you found on the internet, I'm the one who took it seriously and acted like her so that your mother wouldn't worry! I did absolutely everything I was expected to do in such a situation like wearing all her skimpy clothes and acting like the bratty girl she is, only for her to get so horny inside my body that she began sleeping around with every single woman she met at this resort! Not only that, but after I warned her so many damn times to not lose The Medallion of Zulo, she decided to bring it to one of her hookups and lo-and-behold, she forgot it there, meaning that by all means, we might already be stuck as each other anyways! And now, after all of this, you're telling me to take it more seriously?! For the love of God she's the one who should be taking things more seriously! She started sleeping around like a goddamn brute while I kept quiet and acted like a sorority sister for everyone's sake! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish my drink in a hopeless attempt to calm myself down while you can just go tell that friend of yours that I'm keeping her body as repayment of how she much she decided to ruin my entire life! Are we clear?!"

And with that said, Leah just kept her words to herself and walked away.

It was only until Leah had finally disappeared from his view that he let out a deep breath.

"Finally, she's gone..." Robert muttered as he then took out his phone. "Now I just have to tell Jessica that our plan worked."

Once he finished texting her, he then took a sip from his drink and smiled as he enjoyed just how good it tasted.

"Damn, that's good..." Robert commented, only for a wide, mischievous grin to appear on his face. "But not as good as the smashing I'm getting tonight once I pick up The Medallion of Zulo..."