Victims Of The Great Shift #1
Stephen (25)
What are you looking at?
It's not my fault that The Great Shift swapped me with a MILF who lived across the street, or that I now have to deal with an enormous pair of breasts on my chest.
I already have to deal with the fact that all of my friends can't stop making boob jokes whenever I'm around them, so if you're just going to comment on how big my chest is, then leave.
Besides, I have better things to do, like finding myself a new, better group of friends.
The Great Shift really threw me a hardball when it decided to swap me with a young lady sixty years younger than me.
I've tried my best to come to terms with my new body and get up to date with the newest trends of the younger generations, but to my frustration, I still have absolutely no idea how this 'social media' is supposed to work.
Am I just supposed to take photos of myself and put them on the internet? Why do young people want to do this?! Am I even doing it correctly?!
Why is this so complicated?!
Swapping bodies with my girlfriend was by far the best thing that could have ever happened to me.
The two of us were having quite a rough patch in our relationship for some time already, but when The Great Shift swapped us, everything just rapidly fell into place. Almost as if it was meant to be.
Today is our third date since we swapped, and as you can see, she knows very well how to take care of her new girlfriend. Which of course, means that now I have to return the favor...
Why?
Why did The Great Shift have to swap me with my own daughter?! Anyone else would have been a better option, but no, it had to be her!
Ever since that fateful day, it has just been a constant stream of awkward conversations and uncomfortable situations where I have to let others know that I'm not my daughter, but actually her father stuck in her body?!
I just hope that somebody soon finds a way of reverting The Great Shift so that I can get back to my body, for I cannot keep living like this.
I was just your usual instructor at a skiing resort in the middle of nowhere when The Great Shift decided to swap me with a visiting Chinese tourist.
Now, you may think that everything went wrong after that, but truth be told, everything has pretty much stayed the same!
Yeah, people keep asking me about why a Chinese woman is working here, but besides that, I just keep teaching visitors how to ski.
Man or woman, I still get to keep doing my favorite job!
When The Great Shift placed me in the body of my boss, I thought that I had gotten the short end of the stick.
And yet, after a week or two, I was fully convinced that this was none other than a blessing.
Being a woman is unlike anything I could have ever imagined. The looks, the clothes, the female body. Everything is just perfect.
Oh, and don't forget the attention.
You can't imagine just how many suitors I have right now.
Ugh! This is just so humiliating!
I spend all my life trying to be the utmost citizen, but then The Great Shift decides to make a joke out of me and swap me with some unbecoming 'e-girl' all covered of tattoos and piercings!
To make matters worse, I just recently started having daydreams of me getting more tattoos, wearing skimpier clothes, and doing some unspeakable things I'd rather not say out loud!
I thought that The Great Shift wasn't supposed to affect your mind, so what the hell is going on!?
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