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Cursed By The Christmas Antlers

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Hey guys! Don’t I look fabulous in this minidress?! It's so festive and cozy, and it shows my petite figure so well! But if you asked me, my favorite part of this outfit is without a doubt the cute headband with a little pair of reindeer antlers I am now wearing on my head! It’s all thanks to them that I got this to wear this amazing dress to begin with! I was just walking back home one day when I found them lying deep in the snow and just out of sheer curiosity, I decided to take them back home with me. I then left them on the counter once I got back to my place and went to do other things which for some reason, I can't remember anymore. But as the day kept passing on, the more compelled I felt to just put them on my head and see how they would look on me. Finally, I decided to put on the antlers just to satisfy that urge that had been annoying me all day, and BANG!  I had become the cutest reindeer girl that I have ever seen! And the outfit came included! But… This might soun...

Victims Of The Great Shift #1

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Stephen (25) What are you looking at? It's not my fault that The Great Shift swapped me with a MILF who lived across the street, or that I now have to deal with an enormous pair of breasts on my chest. I already have to deal with the fact that all of my friends can't stop making boob jokes whenever I'm around them, so if you're just going to comment on how big my chest is, then leave. Besides, I have better things to do, like finding myself a new, better group of friends. Morgan (85) The Great Shift really threw me a hardball when it decided to swap me with a young lady sixty years younger than me. I've tried my best to come to terms with my new body and get up to date with the newest trends of the younger generations, but to my frustration, I still have absolutely no idea how this 'social media' is supposed to work. Am I just supposed to take photos of myself and put them on the internet? Why do young people want to do this?! Am I even doing it correctl...

Still The Boss Of The Company

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At the grand old age of seventy-five, Charles could say that he had truly achieved everything he had wanted to do in his life: He had built a multi-million-dollar company from scratch all by himself. He had become one of the most famous entrepreneurs in the country, appearing countless times in many renowned business magazines and conventions. And most importantly for him, he had had a fulfilling marriage with many children and with many more grandchildren to come. With all of those goals accomplished, it was more than understandable why he was so excited about finally retiring, getting a well-deserved rest, and enjoying the rest of his days in peace... But that did not happen. For he was then diagnosed with Second Puberty . Cases of Second Puberty at such an old age where practically unheard of, but from the very few cases that had been recorded around the world, they all ended the same way: No matter how old the man was, the hormone fluctuations and changes would ultimately transfor...