An Awkward Proposal
"You can't seriously be suggesting that, Kyle," Samantha questioned her boyfriend, visibly shocked by the outrageous proposal he had just made. "Like, why the hell?!"
"Why the hell not?" Kyle digressed. "It's nothing too outrageous. It would only be going to a restaurant together while I pretend to be Janic-"
"But I'm not going to go on a date with my own mother!"
Kyle couldn't help himself from laughing, taking him almost an entire minute to recompose himself.
"First of all, I'm not your mother. I just happen to be in an body that looks exactly like hers," Kyle began to explain as he placed his hand on his motherly hips and stirred his glass. "Also, I wasn't thinking about this being a date. I was thinking that this could be more of a... pretend 'mother-daughter' get-together than anything else."
And then, out of a sudden, he placed his drink on the counter in order to take off the Medallion of Zulo from around his neck.
"That being said, if you want this to be a date..." Kyle continued as he then extended his hand - and thus The Medallion of Zulo - towards his girlfriend. "Then there's a very easy way of solving that..."
"Why are you giving me the Medallion?"
Kyle's eyebrow rose up, surprised that his girlfriend still hadn't figured out what he had in mind.
"For what else?" Kyle responded as he kept smiling in glee.
It took Samantha a few seconds to make sense of what Kyle had just said, but once she realized what he wanted her to do, she immediately refused.
"I am NOT transforming into my own father!"
"Hey, that's fine with me," Kyle said as he tried to calm down Samantha. "You could also transform into me, but I guess that would require more of an explanation if we don't want people to suspect that your mom and I are having an affair."
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