Connelly's TG Caps

Martin (71) Do I have to say it again? I am not a sorority girl! I have two Ph.Ds and more than thirty years of experience in academia! I still publish articles on prestigious journals and give talks at conferences all around the world. It's just that The Great Shift swapped me with a young fashion model! The only reason I'm wearing a bikini right now is because that's what my cognitive dissonance therapist recommended me to do! Tony (20) Hey! Looking for delicious hamburgers at amazing prices? Well, you're in luck, because this is hands down the best place in town to get them! Me and the guys come here all the time to eat and hang out together! Eh, why am I saying ' guys ' and not ' gals' ? Well, because even though The Great Shift swapped all of us into a bunch of attractive girls, it's still me and the guys ! Nothing is going to change that!... Although now that I think about it, 'me and the gals ' has a nice ring to it if you ask me...

"Sorry for arriving late, mom," Samantha immediately excused herself upon entering her own place and seeing her mother by the kitchen speaking with another guest. "Had to deal with some last minute things at work and then had to deal with traffic as usual." From her place's entrance, she could only see her mother and the guest she was speaking with, but from the lively chatter she heard in the background, it was clear that there were already quite a few guests here. "Oh, don't worry, darling," her mother smiled as she then picked a plate and started to serve herself. "Allowing us to have this nice get-together with my friends at your place is already more than enough." "Your place is very nice," the other woman standing right next to her mother added, albeit in a rather awkward way which Samantha didn't think too much of. "Thank you very much for letting us enjoy this here." "Of course, it's my pleasure...

"Eh... isn't Spiderman's suit supposed to be red-and-blue?" Arnold asked as he tilted his head in confusion "Won't the other people at the party find it strange?" "Spiderman has been wearing a black suit since even before I was born," Sarah responded, trying her best to contain laughter as she placed her strong arms on her hips. "Like, when was the last time you went to a Halloween party without people dressed as Spiderman?" "For your information, the last time I went to a Halloween party was around 50 years ago when my kids were still in school," Andrew answered back, striking a defiant pose that showed off just how tight-fitting and sexy his outfit really looked. "I might be in your young body thanks to The Great Shift , but I'm still an 82-year old guy who knows nothing about what young adults like you like these days, so give me a break." "Indeed you are..." Sarah noted, her heart rate quickening ...

"Well, it took our entire year freshman year and a lot arduous exercise and annoying diets ," Kenneth (right) said, striking a pose just as he checked out how his spandex shorts looked on him. "But I think we're finally ready to get back in in the game." Bryan (left) took a glimpse at himself as well, first looking at his sports bra, and then at his own mesmerizing face. "To believe we entered college to play football, only to end up in the bodies of two blondes with no athletic experience whatsoever... I still can't believe it." "Yeah, that Minor Shift stuff really did a number on us when it put us in the bodies of Angela and Monica, but look at the bright side! We were able to push through it anyways!" Kenneth tried to cheer up his best friend. "Just a year ago, nobody would have believed us when we said that we were going to get in shape in order to play professionally again!" "Yeah, but we can't play football anymor...

Powell (25) I was in the middle of a shift at the nearby TexMex restaurant when The Great Shift happened, and well, as you can see, I'm still working there. The big difference is that instead of wearing blue jeans and a flannel shirt, I now wear tight shorts and a denim vest. That's company policy, but I'm n ot gonna lie, it has been quite annoying since now a lot of the (male) customers can't help themselves from gazing at me. So why the hell am I still working here? Simple: I now get way more tips than ever before. Terrence (21) Wait, are you asking me on a date? I mean... I appreciate the interest, but I'm afraid I'll have to pass. You see, I actually used to be kind of a jock. I was the top basketball player at my college team, I went to the gym every day, and I was incredibly lucky with the ladies. But after The Great Shift ... I ended up with this body. So as you might imagine, I'm still in the middle of coming to terms with being a woman. But hey, ...

If there was something that everyone knew about the alluring siren known as Indira, it was that absolutely nobody played harder to get than her. For any man or woman to even have the slightest chance to speak with her, one had to be many things that very few people were: rich, attractive, interesting, and whatever other thing she would demand on a moment's whim. In other words, the only people she would even consider spending time with were people who one would have only described as winners. She did this in great part because why wouldn't she? She was in all fairness, one of the most beautiful women wherever she was, so it was only logical that she would agree to spend time with only with the very best. But the smaller part? Well, it was something that she would never confess, but basically, it was none other than a self-defense mechanism. The truth - and this was a thing that only very few people knew about her - was that she had been an entirely different person before The G...