Victims Of The Great Shift #2
Blondes were never my thing, so I guess The Great Shift decided to play a prank on me by swapping me with the quintessential blonde-haired woman.
But to be fair, now that I'm one of them, I've started to appreciate their beauty more and more. Blonde hair, blue eyes, freckled skin, and well... I guess you can see which two things I have in abundance.
I'm now on my way to the beach with my friends who, by coincidence, all swapped with blondes as well. Guess we're now the newest group of beautiful blonde chicks in town.
I never was the best when it came to approaching people and hanging out with them, so when The Great Shift swapped me with a good-looking Moroccan girl from one of my classes, I thought this was finally my chance.
*Lets out a deep breath
How naive I was.
Even though I'm a beautiful woman now, I still don't have the courage to approach people, especially guys. They now get me all nervous and flustered when try to I talk to them.
But hey! At least I don't have an issue with taking nice selfies of myself!
Right as we were about to arrive to the Maldives to celebrate the start of my retirement, The Great Shift swapped me with my wife.
Now, you might think that we would have been aghast by this, but that couldn't have been farther from the truth! What better way to start a new chapter in life than by being in someone else's body?!
This is still the vacation of our dreams! The only difference is that my wife will now be wearing the swimming trunks while I'll be wearing the bikini!
Everyone is keenly aware that The Great Shift affected millions of people around the world, but what many of them forget is that it created a huge bureaucratic mess as well.
That's where people like me come in.
Even though The Great Shift swapped me with my secretary, I cannot take a rest from my job, especially this one.
I just hope that after everything and everyone have been accounted for, I can take a well-deserved break from all of this. I still have to come to terms with my new body, you know?
Hello everyone! How are you all doing?
I've gotten many questions from you, but today I'll answer the one about whether I'm glad that I'm a young woman instead of a man in his late forties or not.
The answer is short and simple: Yes, yes, and YES.
I always felt like I wanted my life to be different, but it took The Great Shift for me to finally realize that what I really wanted was to be a woman!
*Munch, munch
Am I glad that The Great Shift swapped me with a blonde chick? Of course! Just look at me! I look absolutely gorgeous!
*Grabs another pizza
But if you want me to be honest, the thing I've liked the most about all of this is that I'm no longer allergic to milk!
*Munch, munch
I can now eat all the pizza that I could have ever wanted! Isn't that great?!
Where can I even start?
When The Great Shift occurred, it swapped me with a young Brazilian woman living in São Paulo.
I have no valid passport.
I know absolutely no Brazilian Portuguese.
And I have no idea about how to live as a woman in Brazil.
Out of sheer luck, I was able to get a job as a model, but I'm doing that because I have no other option. I just hope to get back home as soon as possible.
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