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Always Pay For Your Beers

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" Die kumma einfach immer weiter! " James grumbled in discontent as he saw another large group of tourists enter the Bayerisches Haus , all ready to celebrate Oktoberfest by ordering beers to their hearts' desire. " Wann krieg i endlich a Pause?! " Why did he have to try his luck in getting away with not paying for his own beers? He could have been on the other side of the bar, enjoying Oktoberfest just like everybody else, but because of what he had decided to do, he now had to work as a barmaid, wear a dirndl , and serve beers all day until Oktoberfest ended. He would have thought that if the owner of the Bayerisches Haus had found out about what he wanted to do, then the owner would have simply kicked him out of the establishment. But never in a million years would he have expected for the bar's owner to transform him into a busty, German woman who was pretty incapable to speak any English at all! No matter how much he tried, the only thing that now came

Going To Your Daughter's Date, All Thanks To The Medallion Of Zulo

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"I can't believe I actually have to this," Arthur gasped in disbelief as he looked at himself in the mirror. "I'm supposed to be relaxing in the sofa while watching TV. Not going on a date wearing this!" He was supposed to be a man in his fifties, a husband to a loving wife, and a father to a young, beautiful daughter who was about to finish her college degree and become a full, independent woman. And yet, for reasons he had no control over, he was now inside the body of his daughter, getting himself ready for a date that he really didn't want to have, a ll because his daughter Angelica had decided to order a Medallion of Zulo from some weird website on the internet. He still didn't know how it all exactly happened, but simply put, one thing led to another, and he and his daughter ended up accidentally swapping bodies with each other. Notwithstanding the shock the two of them had when they realized that they were in each other's bodies, they coul

"Lost" The Medallion of Zulo

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"So let me get this straight," Paul repeated out loud, clearly unhappy by the unexpected news he had just heard. "You forgot to take the medallion out of your pocket when you went to the laundry to wash our clothes, and now you can't find it?!" "Yeah, and I know it sounds very bad, but as I told you, I'm sure that it'll pop up sooner or later. We just gott-" "You know that if we don't find that medallion, we'll be stuck as each other forever, right?" Paul interrupted his girlfriend before she could finish. "I agreed to use the medallion for one week to see how it was to live as each other . Not for the rest of our lives !" "Yes, I know, but once again I'm going to tell you that I'm sure we'll find it," Hanna reassured her boyfriend as she tried her best to calm him down. "But even if we don't find it, would it be that bad? A t the very least we'll be stuck as each other... " P

Might As Well Get On With It

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"W-Wait, what?" Andrew questioned as a worried look rapidly appeared on his face. "W-What do you mean that I can't change back until I master all of my powers?" "Being the Bearer of the Lightning is not only a great blessing, but also a great responsibility that if not mastered, can result in the death of the bearer and everyone around them," the old man standing opposite to him responded as he nodded. "For that reason we decided to impose a set of trials that once completed, would confirm that the Bearer of the Lightning has mastered all of their powers and can transform back to their former self at their please." "And what are these 'trials' supposed to be?" "Some of them just involve simple things like solving some puzzles and traversing labyrinths made specifically to test the very limits of your will. Others involve sealing once again infernal beings that must be never see the light of day or protecting the Earth f